Wissdom of Allah!!

GS Productions Presents: Allahn huh? Aknab!!! I present to you brothers, an almost perfect jihad attack by the Mujahedin brothers in Taliban, in a village just outside the modern meteropol of Kabul

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Grumpy old men fix Australia

Absolutely love this, who-ever thought it up is a genius, they need congratulating. Enjoy Dear Mr. Abbott as the official replacement for Mr Rudd, please find below our suggestion for fixing

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Men are just happier people

Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can

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Creating a password

cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. boiled cabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain at

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Holiday Drinking Warning

While it’s always tempting to over-indulge during the holidays, don’t let YOUR picture end up on this holiday warning brochure I picked up at the RSPCA!!! If you got a chuckle

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Black Panties

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go

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The Frog

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the footpath dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked

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Test your Brain

Test Your Brain This is really cool. ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST (I love this part.. It’s absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED

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Little Akio

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright

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The Wash Cloth

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! And the guys will appreciate it as well... "I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later

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The Blue Pigeon

The Mayor of London was very worried about a plague of pigeons in the City Centre. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of London was full of

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Little Carol

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she

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How we can be confused

The Browns were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Brown kissed his

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Horse Stud Owner

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him

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Beans means?

Once upon a time lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans, he loved them but they had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. Then

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All puzzled out are you?

Many thanks to Greg Baldwin from Port Macquarie who provided the answer to this perplexing question: "A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman

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