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Life in the Australian Army..

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and  Dad. (For those of you not in the know,  Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )  

Dear Mum & Dad,
I  am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big  brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now,  cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody horses to get in, no calves to feed, no troughs to clean - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot  water and even a light to see what ya doing!

At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or goanna stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because  we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the bullock paddock!!

This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with   laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin'  -  dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody  dingo's arse and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target -  it's a piece of p...!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady  yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!
Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori  and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at  home after the  muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers -  he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick  handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer. 

I can't complain about the Army -  tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.

 

Your loving daughter,


Susan

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THIS IS THE LAST MESSAGE ABOUT MY DOG - PLEASE DON'T BOTHER ME ANYMORE! IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT MESSAGES ABOUT MY DOG, PLEASE BE ADVISED, I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT HIM!! 

YES, HE BIT SIX PEOPLE WEARING ANTIFA T-SHIRTS, FOUR PEOPLE WEARING BLM T-SHIRTS, NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR ARSE CRACKS, AND THREE FLAG BURNERS , 40 VEGAN ABATTOIR INVADERS , AND BUNNINGS KAREN . FOR THE LAST TIME. . .THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE! AND NO, WE DON'T APPROVE OF HIM GETTING IN THE RUBBISH BIN , BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE "BAD TASTE" OUT OF HIS MOUTH!

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