Jokes Archives - Page 2 of 4 - David Ashtons Skills for Life

Little girl on a plane

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would […]

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King Arthur and the Witch:

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer […]

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Marital Status – life is easy to explain in pictures

Women in 3 Pictures     Men in 3 Pictures     Want some advice before you get married?

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The Five Rules
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Falcon nesting in a tree – nature at it’s best

I’ve received many remarkable nature photographs over the years but this photo of a nesting Falcon is perhaps the most remarkable Nature shot that I’ve ever seen. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Nature is truly breath-taking! Scroll down

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The Gay Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.   As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that, ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing […]

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How to Open a Beer
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