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Little Carol

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell her mother what she wanted. “Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.” Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten into trouble at […]

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How we can be confused

The Browns were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr Brown kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, Roger, a door-to-door baby photographer rang […]

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Horse Stud Owner

This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. “I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I’m sending him over.” The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. “A female horth,” the midget replies. So the […]

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Embarrassing Moments – Priceless!!!!

Curl Up and Die I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job? Pad, please! An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts […]

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Beans means?

Once upon a time lived a man who had a maddening passion for baked beans, he loved them but they had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. Then one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that he would marry, he thought to himself, she is […]

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All puzzled out are you?

Many thanks to Greg Baldwin from Port Macquarie who provided the answer to this perplexing question: “A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says thank you and walks out without touching the water. Why?” [ngg_images […]

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A Ten Year Old Boy

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but he wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem: A 10-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign that read, “RADAR TRAP AHEAD.” The officer then found another 10-year-old down the road with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket full […]

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