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Chinese Dog For Sale

This is a dog with a Chinese Name. Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below.

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Different Countries Police Officer

How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a Canadian Police Officer and an American Police Officer? QUESTION: You’re on duty by yourself (don’t ask why, you just are and your Sergeant hates you) walking on a deserted street late at night. Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around […]

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Grandma
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Blonde Pole Dancer
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Test your Brain

Test Your Brain This is really cool. ALZHEIMER’S EYE TEST (I love this part.. It’s absolutely amazing!) Count every “F” in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS….. (SEE BELOW)HOW MANY ‘F’s? Count them again. WRONG, THERE ARE 6 — no joke.. READ […]

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Little Akio

The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some History. Who said ‘Give me Liberty , or give me Death’?” She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: “Patrick Henry, 1775,” he said. “Very good! — Who said, ‘Government of […]

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How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (written by kids)

This couple didn’t follow these tips

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