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Wissdom of Allah!!
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GS Productions Presents: Allahn huh? Aknab!!! I present to you brothers, an almost perfect jihad attack by the Mujahedin brothers in Taliban, in a village just outside the modern meteropol of Kabul in Afghanistan!!! Piece!!! Allahn knows, most merryfull!!! Salami!!!    copyright Goat Shagga Play Video

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Classic Newspaper Headline Bloopers
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Grumpy old men fix Australia
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Absolutely love this, who-ever thought it up is a genius, they need congratulating. Enjoy Dear Mr. Abbott as the official replacement for Mr Rudd, please find below our suggestion for fixing Australia ‘s economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to car companies & other business that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.. […]

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Men are just happier people
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Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack… You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to […]

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Creating a password
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          cabbage Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. boiled cabbage Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. 1 boiled cabbage Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. 50fuckingboiledcabbages Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character. 50FUCKINGboiledcabbages Sorry, the password cannot use more than […]

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Holiday Drinking Warning
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While it’s always tempting to over-indulge during the holidays, don’t let YOUR picture end up on this holiday warning brochure I picked up at the RSPCA!!!  If you got a chuckle or smile, pass it on to someone who Loves animals too. And even if they are not animal people

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Santa missing for 2013?
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Neil Armstrong…….. priceless!
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                                      ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON. HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, “THAT’S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE […]

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