BLONDE PHONE CALL!!
"Hi Mum, How are you?"
"Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you were with your father at Bunnings"
"Yeah we were, but I got arrested, and they've let me make one phone call"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the head."
"What on earth, why did you do that?"
"Well it wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker."